NEWSFLASH: The first two monologues from my new play, High School (non) Musical, a parody of Disney's High School Musical, are now up! Check them out at the bottom of the teen monologue listings! Look for more soon!

The monologues on this page are all from plays of mine. They are used for auditions and in classrooms all over the world. Want to use one?


READ THESE SIMPLE GUIDELINES FIRST!

STEP ONE: Browse the Monologues

Look through the monologues below for one that fits your audition or classroom needs.

Q: Will you recommend or help me find a monologue?
No. I don't recommend monologues for people I don't know, so PLEASE DON'T ASK ME: there are no exceptions. One, only you know which monologue fits you best, and two, as an actor, it's your responsibility to find your own work. I've done my part by putting a selection of monologues up here. The rest is up to you. OK--I lied. There is one exception: if you would like to me to write a monologue for you to premiere, I am happy to do that (there is a fee, of course). Please for rates.

Find something you like? Then it's time for...

STEP TWO: Ask for Permission

a short note that includes ALL of the following (and remember that politeness--"please" and "thank you" go a long, long way--counts):

1. Your NAME (full name preferred, but you may use just your first name) and GRADE/YEAR (if still in school)
2. The SCHOOL or THEATRE COMPANY it's for
3. The CITY and STATE (or CITY and COUNTRY, if not in the US) where you'll be using the monologue (i.e. the location of the school, theatre company, talent agency, etc)
4. The name of the MONOLOGUE you want to use, and whether it's for a class or an audition. If it's for another purpose, read on...

It is fine to have a parent or teacher email on your behalf if you are under 18. This information is fully confidential and is only for my records.


Q: Why do I need permission?
The material here is copyrighted, and much of it is here by special arrangement with my publishers. Using or copying it in any way (online or offline) without permission violates the law.

Q: Why do you care about my age or location?
It helps me to track the marketing of my work, and to know to which age group and where my work has appeal.

Q: How long does it take you to respond?
I may respond within minutes, but please allow at least one week for a reply in case I'm traveling or busy on a project. Please make sure your "reply to" email address is valid, as I can't give permission if I can't reach you. If you don't hear back within a week, you may want to check your email and then email again. Feel free to include an alternate address if your primary one may be having problems.


STEP THREE: Rules and Royalties

I almost always grant permission, as long as you are polite, agree not to make any changes without asking first, and credit me and the play. Generally, the only times I don't grant permission are when someone asks to do a monologue that is clearly not appropriate for reasons of age, gender or content, or if someone wants to make a cut/change that I don't feel is in keeping with the spirit of the piece.

NO ROYALTY: Students seeking to use monologues for individual classroom work or for an audition.

PROBABLE SCRIPT PURCHASE (ROYALTY POSSIBLE): Public performance (cabaret, school assembly, etc) or competitions may require a script purchase and/or small royalty, depending on circumstances. When you email, please tell me what you can about your particular event. IMPORTANT: Performing monologues from my published plays outside of the classroom/audition setting (this includes videotaping them) requires permission from the publisher, and they decide upon the royalty, if any. You should also expect to purchase a copy of the published script.

ATTENTION TEACHERS: Want to use a group of monologues in your class? While the method for requesting permission is the same as for an individual, I strongly encourage teachers to purchase a copy of one or two of my published plays. Why? Because you're using the collected monologues in lieu of buying a monologue collection or purchasing acting editions for every student. So purchasing a play or two (which will usually have some monologues that aren't listed on the website) is a way to show your support and acknowledge the work that goes into creating art. And not only that, but you'll be able to peruse a play or two that might be suitable for production at your school!


WARNING!

Using my work without permission is ILLEGAL, as is reproducing
any part of these monologues on a website or in print in any way.


Some material here is for mature audiences. For my site that contains
only youth-appropriate material, please click here.
WARNING!

STEP FOUR: Follow Up

Please follow up after the audition/presentation/performance and let me know how things went. If for any reason you do not use the monologue as planned, please tell me so! And please note, that by asking for permission to use a monologue, you are consenting for me to contact you every once in a while (generally no more than once a month) to let you know about upcoming productions and other news. Neither your email address nor any information about you will ever be shared with anyone else. They'll have to beat it out of me!


WANT TO BE 100% TOTALLY COOL FOREVER...?

Are you at a school or a community theatre or other company? Why not do a production of my work? If you're a student, plays like AFTER MATH (see "Air," "Shaking" and "The Walrus"), DEAR CHUCK (see "My Civil Rights" and "Three Rows"), NOW YOU SEE ME (see "Psychologist"), HIGH SCHOOL (non) MUSICAL ("Toy Boatin" and "Failure") and THANK YOU FOR FLUSHING MY HEAD IN THE TOILET and other rarely used expressions ("Bluebird," "Thank You" and "Tragicomic Interlude") are perfect for schools--so tell your teacher about me!


The Thurston High School (Springfield, OR) production of After Math.
Photo courtesy of Michael Fisher.


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Visit me on MySpace and add me as a friend (as long as you have acting, theatre or writing in your interests, I accept all add requests). You'll also be able to read my blog and see me up on Mt. Sunday in New Zealand (holding a sword, no less), the site of Edoras in Lord of the Rings. (Please don't contact me through MySpace, though, to ask permission to use a monologue. Use email.)

Thank You for Flushing... and High School (non) Musical have their own MySpace pages. Add them too by clicking on their names!


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Click on a monologue title below to see the full text in a new window. If you have trouble, try disabling your pop-up blocker. Also, some monologues are listed as “male or female.” That means they work equally well for male or female performers.

After most monologue titles, you'll find a "learn more about..." link. Click on that link to go straight to the page of the play that the monologue is from (if there's no link, it means the play isn't available at this time). You can read a synopsis, an excerpt and get info on how to order a copy or stage a production!


My Civil Rights, DEAR CHUCK (male or female). Learn more about DEAR CHUCK!
Three Rows, DEAR CHUCK (male or female). Learn more about DEAR CHUCK!
Christian, mid to late teens, LAST RIGHT BEFORE THE VOID (male). Learn more about LAST RIGHT BEFORE THE VOID!
Ben, around 16, BEN (male). Learn more about BEN!
Ben (2), around 16, BEN (male). Learn more about BEN!
Danny, mid-teens, ROADKILL (male)
Jeff, mid-teens, ROADKILL (male)
Siggy, early to mid-teens, WAR OF THE BUTTONS (male). Learn more about WAR OF THE BUTTONS!
Ticker, early teens, WAR OF THE BUTTONS (male). Learn more about WAR OF THE BUTTONS!
Jude, mid to late teens, CONFESSIONS OF A RECOVERING TEENAGER (male)
The Wrestler, mid-teens to twenties, YARD WARS (male). Learn more about YARD WARS!
Pac, around 19, SHINING SEA (male). Learn more about SHINING SEA!
Trace, mid-teens, WAR OF THE BUTTONS (female). Learn more about WAR OF THE BUTTONS!
Shaking, AFTER MATH (male or female). Learn more about AFTER MATH!
The Walrus, AFTER MATH (male or female). Learn more about AFTER MATH!
Air, AFTER MATH (male or female). Learn more about AFTER MATH!
Thank You..., THANK YOU FOR FLUSHING MY HEAD IN THE TOILET and other rarely used expressions (male or female). Learn more about THANK YOU...!
Bluebird..., THANK YOU FOR FLUSHING MY HEAD IN THE TOILET and other rarely used expressions (male or female). Learn more about THANK YOU...!
Tragicomic Interlude , THANK YOU FOR FLUSHING MY HEAD IN THE TOILET and other rarely used expressions (male or female). Learn more about THANK YOU...!
Failure, HIGH SCHOOL (non) MUSICAL (male or female). Learn more about HIGH SCHOOL (non) MUSICAL!
Toy Boatin, HIGH SCHOOL (non) MUSICAL (male). Learn more about HIGH SCHOOL (non) MUSICAL!

Candy, mid-thirties or older, SHINING SEA (male). Learn more about SHINING SEA!
Rufus, thirties or older, MILK AND COOKIES (male). Learn more about MILK AND COOKIES!
Peter, thirty, NEVERLAND (male). Learn more about NEVERLAND!
John, late thirties or older, PLAY'S END (male). Learn more about PLAY'S END!
Lady Shakespeare, age indeterminate but mature, BEN (female). Learn more about BEN!
Susan, thirties or older, BOOKENDS (female). Learn more about BOOKENDS!
Mary, mid-twenties or older, JESUS AT THE TACO STAND (female). Learn more about JESUS AND THE TACO STAND!
Jane, thirtysomething, BOOKENDS (female). Learn more about BOOKENDS!
Woman, late twenties or older, MY FORMER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR (female)
Woman, age indeterminate, a stand-alone monologue that inspired BEEF JUNKIES (female). Learn more about BEEF JUNKIES!
Dignified Voice, age indeterminate, NEVERLAND (male or female). Learn more about NEVERLAND!
Psychologist, age indeterminate, NOW YOU SEE ME (male or female). Learn more about NOW YOU SEE ME!
Beef Junkie, age indeterminate, the shorter and cleaner version of the BEEF JUNKIES monologue (male or female). Learn more about BEEF JUNKIES!

 







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