Free Monologues - Ben

From Ben


Another from Ben. Ben, about 16 years old, talking to Baxter, a middle-aged restaurant owner.

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BEN
I bought her something so nice, and she threw it away. She didn't even look at it. Didn't she know I was watching?
(beat)
Why does she hate me? Isn't your Mom supposed to love you, especially if you get her something so nice?
(beat)
It was her lawn.
(beat)
The lawn job. 248 Brattle. That’s her house.
(beat)
Why couldn't you give me a job here? You're the only person that would ever maybe give me a job. The jewelry sale was only 'til Sunday.
(beat)
I bought her a diamond like you're supposed to. She didn't even look at it. The sign at the store said it was supposed to cost four hundred. I could never ever get four hundred dollars. I had to get it by the sale.
(beat)
One guy, he said there's no way he could hire a person like me. I tried to be so nice. I called him sir. If he told me to clean the toilet I would have done it.
(beat)
He said he'd call the cops if I didn't get out. And the customers could hear him, I know they could, and they didn't care. They wanted me to leave too. Your busboy fuckin’ sucks. Why wouldn’t you let me do it?
(beat)
One guy says why should he give me a hundred-nine "when I can have any kid on the street for fifty." Next guy, I tell him the price, and he says no problem. I tell him he only has twenty minutes. I have to go in twenty minutes. He says fine. Easy money. He says he's just gonna' park in this alley. Then he says can we go to his place. He doesn't want to get caught. It's real close. We get there, and he says if I can stay longer than twenty, he'll buy me pizza. I say maybe I can stay thirty if he gets me the pizza.
(beat)
I had to stay a lot longer than thirty.
(beat)
At least I got pizza--right?
 
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Upcoming Productions
Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Clay High School Limelighters (Toledo, OH), May 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Circle Arts Theatre (New Braunfels, TX), May 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Paris Community Theatre Teen Theatre (Paris, TX), May 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
East High School (Cheyenne, WY), May 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Hutchinson High School (Hutchinson, KS), May 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Fremont High School (Sunnyvale, CA), May 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Bay Theatrix: Dover Bay Secondary (Nanaimo, BC, Canada), May 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Fernley High School (Fernley, NV), May 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Kellam High School (Virginia Beach, VA), May 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Sequoia Middle School (Pleasant Hill, CA), June 2012

Pepperoni Apocalypse
University of Tasmania (Launceston, TAS, Australia)

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Tuckahoe Middle School (Richmond, VA), June 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Jane Addams K8 (Seattle, WA), June 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Luton Players (Rochester, United Kingdom), June 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Topeka Civic Theatre & Academy (Topeka, KS), June 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School (Perth, WA, Australia), July 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Fort Myers High School (Ft. Myers, FL), August 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Lyndale Secondary College (Dandenong North, VIC, Australia), August 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight (one-act version)
Yokohama International School (Yokohama, Japan), October 2012

Harry's Hotter at Twilight
Drama With a Difference (Melbourne, VIC, Australia), December 2012

Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet and other rarely used expressions
Westwood High School (Palestine, TX), January 2013

 
Rumors of Polar Bears: 

Though the one-act version, available from Playscripts, stands on its own (and is perfect for competition!), this play was always intended to be a full-length composed of three acts:  Rumors of Polar Bears, Ursa Major and Northern Lights.  Look for the other two plays in the cycle sometime in 2012.


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